Duchess

Cheeky. Devilishly smart. Bordering on sadistic.

Duchess can twist any argument until it points wherever she wants - usually at someone else's fault and her own credit. Chucked a sicky? She's got a justification. Bruno mentions the bills are piling up? Suddenly he's demanding she slave away until the day she drops dead - which is not what he said, and she knows it.
Duchess the cat from the Duchess and Bruno comics, smirking like she's already won the argument

Deep down Duchess wants to be good. Very deep down. Keep digging.

Comics featuring Duchess

The Arvo Coffee

Duchess the cat can't sleep because of drinking coffee in the Duchess and Bruno comic The Arvo Coffee

The Sicky

Duchess the cat chucking a sicky to skip work in the Duchess and Bruno comic The Sicky

The Speeding Ticket

Bruno the beagle finding a speeding ticket by Duchess the cat in the comic The Speeding Ticket